Unknownseas Inventory
Keeping
- Snaktrap: A wooden contraption as tall as a person when deployed, made for catching small Bugsnax. Surprisingly durable as long as you don't get fire involved. Remote-controlled.
- “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
- At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
- “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
- Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
- Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
- Foam Dart Pistol (x2) - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
- Nisse - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
- Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
- Grappling Hook - A small concealed device capable of shooting a length of rope with a hook at the end over long distances.
- Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
- Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
- Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
- Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
- Bucket of Bricks - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
- “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
Giving Away
- Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
- Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
- Freeze-Dried Ice Cream (x2) - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
- Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
- Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
- Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
- Diamond (x2) - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
- Tea Variety Pack (x3) - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
- Hot Sauce (x2) - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
- BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
- Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
- Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you while trapped at the bottom of the sea, but it refuses to complain…
- Monopoly (x2) - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
- Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
- Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
- Live Bait (x2) - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank!
- A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice!
- Action Figure (x2) - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
- Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
- Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
- Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
- Bag of Piping Pork Buns: A nondescript white bag filled with 4 large, steaming-hot pork buns straight from the stove. There's just something comfortingly nostalgic about these even if you've never been to an Asian street vendor.
- Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
- Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
- A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice!
- Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
- Hat - A wide-brimmed red hat, perfect for completing an iconic look if you have a matching coat.
Gone
- Morning Selfie - What better way to wake up then with a girl in your bed? - Returned to Chloe
- Photobooth Collection - Beautiful girl? Check. Black and white photos? Check. Impending tragedy? Also check. - Returned to Chloe
- Proof of Accomplishment - a photo that proves growth and accomplishment is possible. It depicts Filbo after winning the mayoral elections. - Returned to Filbo
- Cellphone: An old-fashioned, small black cellphone. Kind of like a blackberry, but not as useful, and more clunky.
- One Billion Dead Souls: Well, it's a check to that effect, anyway. The for section is filled out with "idiot contest." - Returned to Magica